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Girl: Which Laptop Do U Have..?
Boy : I Have A HP G-62 With Intel Core I3 Processor 2.3 Ghz,
Windows 7, 64 Bit..
2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb Graphics Card..
And Which Laptop Do U Have..?
Girl: Pink Colour Ka.. :P

Father: I Have Seen You Love Your Mum More Than Me. Do You Love Me Or Your Mum More?
Son: I Love Both Of You Equally Much.
Father: What If I Go America And Your Mum Goes To Paris, Where Will You Go?
Son: Paris Of Course, It Is Much Beautiful T

My Wallet Is Like An Onion; Whenever I Open It.
It Makes Me Cry

Santa- Main ek baar apne bathroom me susu karne gaya to wahan badaa sa sher tha!!
Banta- Fir kya hua?
Santa- Maine sher se kaha, Aap karlo! Mera to nikal gaya .... :D

Dog is truly a man’s best friend.
If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

Fakeer: 1 rupia dede baba
Aadmi: Sharam nai ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho
Fakeer: Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de

Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Aather: What do you mean?
Son :All below ’C’ level

Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?.

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