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HUSBAND: TODAY IS SUNDAY &
I HAVE TO ENJOY IT.
SO I BOUGHT 3 MOVIE TICKETS.
WIFE: WHY THREE?
HUSBAND: 1 FOR U AND 2 FOR UR PARENTS.

COMPUTERIZED MOHABBAT.. 
KAL JAB MILY THY TO DIL ME HUA EK SOUND, 
AAJ MILY TO KEHTY HO YOUR FILE NOT FOUND..
JO MUDDAT SE HOTA AYA HAI WO REPEAT KER DUNGA, 
TU NA MILI TO APNI ZINDGI CTRL+ALT+DEL KER DUNGA..
SHAYAD MERE PIYAR KO TASTE KERNA BHOOL GAYE, 
DIL SE AISA CUT KIYA K PASTE KERNA BHOOL GAYE..
LAKHO HONGY NIGAH ME KABHI MUJHY BHI PICK KERO, 
MERE PYAR K ICON PER KABHI TO DOUBLE CLICK KERO.. :-D

KISI SE PIYAR KERTY HO TO 
USKO DUA ME ITNA MANGO 
K WO NEWTON K SAIB KI 
TARHA AAP KI JHOLI ME AA GIRAY.. :-D

HUMAN BRAIN IS THE MOST
OUTSTANDING OBJECT IN WORLD.
IT FUNCTIONS 24 HOURS A DAY,
365 DAYS A YEAR.
IT FUNCTIONS RIGHT FROM THE TIME WE ARE BORN,
AND STOP ONLY WHEN WE ENTER THE EXAMINATION HALL.

MEERA: FRUIT WALAY SHOP PAR
MUJH POTATEOS FEVR CHAYE
SHOPKEEPER: YEH POTATOES FEVER KAYA HOTA HY?
MEERA: U LITERACY PEOPLE ISKA MATLAB HOTA HY
AALO BUKHARA

QUESTION BY A STUDENT !!
IF A SINGLE TEACHER CAN'T
TEACH US ALL THE SUBJECTS,
THEN...
HOW COULD YOU EXPECT A SINGLE STUDENT
TO LEARN ALL SUBJECTS ?

MUJHE APNI ZINDAGI MEIN AAJ AIK CHEEZ KI TAMANA HAI
=”=YE DOST=”=
BAS JIS KI AANKHEN YE MSG PARH RHI HAIN UN ME KOI KINNU KA CHILKA NICHOR JAAE…!:P

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Funny Sms Jokes In English Latest Funny SMS in Urdu - Urdu Cartoon Jokes - Romantic SMS in Urdu - Funny Pathan Sms In Urdu