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Monday 30 October 2017

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HUSBAND AUR WIFE HOTEL
ME GAYE TABHI 1 LADY NE HELLO KIYA,
WIFE NAY POCHA,KOUN THI WO?
HUSBAND:-TUM DIMAGH KHARAB MAT KARO,
MAIN PEHLE HI PARESHAN HUN K WOH BHI YEHI POCHAY GI.

CLASS MAIN JAB ATTENDANCE LAGTI HAI TO BHT ACHA FEEL HOTA HAI
AISA LAGTA HAI JASAY UNIVERSITY ANAY KA MAKSAD PURA HOGYA HO :-)

PATHAN WITH WIFE WENT 2 LONDON,
IN THE HOTEL ROOM, PATHAN HEARD HIS
WIFE SCREAM 'CHOOHA'
PATHAN NY ROOM SERVICE KO PHONE KIYA,
AUR TOOTI PHOOTI ENGLISH ME KAHA:
HELLO ROOM SERVICE?
ROOM SERVICE: YES SIR, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
PATHAN: YOU KNOW TOM & JERRY?
ROOM SERVICE: YES SIR, I KNOW.
PATHAN: WALLAH YARA, JERRY IS HERE,
IN OUR ROOM.. :-D

TEACHER: WHO WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN?
EVERYBODY LIFT THEIR HANDS EXCEPT ONE SMALL BOY
TEACHER ASKS HIM WHY U DNT WANT TO GO
HE SAYS: MOM SAID COME DIRECTLY HOME AFTER SCHOOL

DILCHASP DUAEN”
PAPU KO DUA MILI K SADA HANSTY MUSKRATY RAHO,
AJ WO PAGAL KHANY MEIN HAI…
AJMAL KO DUA MILI K DUNIA TERE ISHARY PR CHALY ,
AJ WO TRAFFIC CONSTABLE HAI…
TIPU KO DUA MILI K TERI ZINDGI MEIN PHOL KHILTY RAHEN ,
AJ WO SCHOOL MEIN MALI HAI…
BUBLO KO DUA MILI K SADA CHAMKTY RAHO ,
AJ BABLO K SAR PE 1 B BAL NAI HAI…
NAJMA KO DUA MILI K HAMESHA LOGON K DOKH DARD MEIN KAM AAO,
AJ WO NURSE HAI…
AP BOLO APKO KON C DUA DI JAE ?
BARA KEHTY HO K DUAAN MEIN YAAD RAKHNA…!! :/

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Someone Asked Shakespeare

Someone Asked Shakespeare :
"U Married A Girl Elder than U, WHY?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'.:-P

he said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’:)

He Said To Me:'I LOVE YOU':)
i Said....
oh My GOD!!!! What A Co-incodence!: O
i Love My Self Too.... :p

A Physics Student Proposing

A Physics Student Proposing A Chemistry Girl:
I Love U More Than An Electron Wants To Attract Proton.
Girl:
Oye Carbon Monoxide ,apna Conical Flask Jesa Face Lay K Foran yahan Sy Reduce Ho Ja,is Sey Pehley K Tujhey Oxidise Kar Dun Or Tu Reaction K Qabil Bhi Na Rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite Ki Aulad:-

Money can’t buy happiness…

1-Money Can't Buy Happiness ... But Somehow , It's More Comfortable To Cry In A BMW Than On A Bicycle.
2- Forgive your Enemies , But Remember Their Names.
3- Help A Man When He Is In Trouble And He Will Remember U When He Is In Trouble Again.
4- Most People Are Only Alive Because It's Illegal To Shoot Them.
5- Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Neither Does Milk.
So Cheers! :-)

To Live a life, We Need

To Live A Life, We Need:

1. Brain
2. Intelligence
3. Knowledge
4. Expression
5. Looks
6. Luck
So,
I Salute YOU....

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Wednesday 25 October 2017

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Girlfriend: jaanu apani ye Diamond Ring mujhe de do.
Boyfriend: kyon Honey?
GF: main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi.
BF: yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogee.
GF: vo kaise?
BF: ye sochkar ki boyfriend Diamond Ring maangi thi aur kamine ne nahin di.

Pappu's Pure Desi girlfriend- Could we go to McDonald?
Clever Boyfriend, "First tell Spelling of McDonald"
Girlfriends- Oho then could we go to KFC.
BF- Tell full form of KFC.
Angry girlfriend said, "Let it, you dog... Have kulcha Channe".

Ladka: yaar, meri gf ne mere saath break up karke apne naye BF ke saath chipak ke, apni Photo mujhe bheji.
Uska Dost- aashchary se..ohh, "phir tumane kya kiya?"
Ladka: mainne bhi usake papa ko wo photo Forward kar di.
Naitik (moral): thoda alag socho.

Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her,
protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once...

Tumne mujhe thukara diya
Phir bhi Koi gam nahin,
kyonki pagali
Ladkiya pataane mein main bhi
Hum kuchh kam nahin !!

Sun Baby aaenge teri gali
Mein chaahe der kyon na ho jae,
karenge mohabbat tujhi se
chaahe jail kyon na ho jae !!

Santa: My Gf asked me to show more interest in her family.
Banta: So, what did you do?
Santa: Now I am flirting with her sister!

New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.

ladkiyo se dil lagana bhool hai,
ladkiyo ke piche jana fizool hai,
agar kisi ladki ne aapko kah diya kisi din "I love you"
TO samajh lena us din "April Fool" hai

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