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Funny jokes - hitting
An angry husband hit the wife, she hit the son, he hit the daughter and the latter hit the cat. Then the cat pissed to everyone’s slippers.
Funny jokes from daily life - Driving licence
A girl talks to a guy:
- You know, I have passed driving exams. Now I'll be choosing a machine to buy. Maybe you could advise which machine would be the best?
- Washing one...
Funny jokes from daily life - Knock knock
Somebody knocks on door:
- Who is there?
- Police?
- What do you want?
- We want to talk.
- How many of you are there?
- Two.
- So talk with each other.
Dunny jokes from daily life - Guests
There are two types of guests: the ones, who want to stay longer, and the ones, who want to go home asap. Strangely enough, these two types are normally found in married couples.
Funny jokes from daily life - Worse than that
What's worse than eating an apple and finding a worm?
Eating an apple and finding half a worm.
Funny jokes from daily life - Discussion
Plants discuss:
Broccoli: "It seems to me that I am like a tree."
Walnut: "And I'm like little brains."
Mushroom: "Ha, but I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "I do not like this conversation..."
Funny jokes from daily life - In a bar
Men are having a good time in bar, just one sits sad.
- Peter, why are you so sad?
- My wife was diagnosed with AIDS... Men, just kidding. Why all of you get so scared?
Funny jokes from daily life - Singer
A singer during his tour arrives to a small province town and asks for a pretty high fee:
- Everybody knows me – says he to the chairman of local culture office, trying to persuade him.
Finally the concert takes place, but only three people came to it.
- You are a liar, you told me that everyone knows you, but only three man came to your concert, - rebels the chairman.
- Of course, - says the singer – only those three came, who didn’t know me.

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