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Someone Asked Shakespeare

Someone Asked Shakespeare :
"U Married A Girl Elder than U, WHY?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'.:-P

he said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’:)

He Said To Me:'I LOVE YOU':)
i Said....
oh My GOD!!!! What A Co-incodence!: O
i Love My Self Too.... :p

A Physics Student Proposing

A Physics Student Proposing A Chemistry Girl:
I Love U More Than An Electron Wants To Attract Proton.
Girl:
Oye Carbon Monoxide ,apna Conical Flask Jesa Face Lay K Foran yahan Sy Reduce Ho Ja,is Sey Pehley K Tujhey Oxidise Kar Dun Or Tu Reaction K Qabil Bhi Na Rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite Ki Aulad:-

Money can’t buy happiness…

1-Money Can't Buy Happiness ... But Somehow , It's More Comfortable To Cry In A BMW Than On A Bicycle.
2- Forgive your Enemies , But Remember Their Names.
3- Help A Man When He Is In Trouble And He Will Remember U When He Is In Trouble Again.
4- Most People Are Only Alive Because It's Illegal To Shoot Them.
5- Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Neither Does Milk.
So Cheers! :-)

To Live a life, We Need

To Live A Life, We Need:

1. Brain
2. Intelligence
3. Knowledge
4. Expression
5. Looks
6. Luck
So,
I Salute YOU....

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