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Nike – Just do it
‘Just do it!’
If ‘Nike’ had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been:
Just do it.. if you want to.. I don’t want to force you.. It’s your life.. anyway you don’t listen to me.. Do What You Want To Do… Who am I to say anything.. But it has to happen and u have to do it!!
Main aasha karta hun
Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karna shuru kardo.!!!!
Happy Deepavali
Pehla aadha shabd bola hay
Ek Tapori ki wife:
Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
Rakhi bhaij di hai, mil jayegi
Hello Bhaiya, how r u?
How's life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me
inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat
Biwi pani se bohat darti hai
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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