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HUSBAND AUR WIFE HOTEL
ME GAYE TABHI 1 LADY NE HELLO KIYA,
WIFE NAY POCHA,KOUN THI WO?
HUSBAND:-TUM DIMAGH KHARAB MAT KARO,
MAIN PEHLE HI PARESHAN HUN K WOH BHI YEHI POCHAY GI.

CLASS MAIN JAB ATTENDANCE LAGTI HAI TO BHT ACHA FEEL HOTA HAI
AISA LAGTA HAI JASAY UNIVERSITY ANAY KA MAKSAD PURA HOGYA HO :-)

PATHAN WITH WIFE WENT 2 LONDON,
IN THE HOTEL ROOM, PATHAN HEARD HIS
WIFE SCREAM 'CHOOHA'
PATHAN NY ROOM SERVICE KO PHONE KIYA,
AUR TOOTI PHOOTI ENGLISH ME KAHA:
HELLO ROOM SERVICE?
ROOM SERVICE: YES SIR, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
PATHAN: YOU KNOW TOM & JERRY?
ROOM SERVICE: YES SIR, I KNOW.
PATHAN: WALLAH YARA, JERRY IS HERE,
IN OUR ROOM.. :-D

TEACHER: WHO WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN?
EVERYBODY LIFT THEIR HANDS EXCEPT ONE SMALL BOY
TEACHER ASKS HIM WHY U DNT WANT TO GO
HE SAYS: MOM SAID COME DIRECTLY HOME AFTER SCHOOL

DILCHASP DUAEN”
PAPU KO DUA MILI K SADA HANSTY MUSKRATY RAHO,
AJ WO PAGAL KHANY MEIN HAI…
AJMAL KO DUA MILI K DUNIA TERE ISHARY PR CHALY ,
AJ WO TRAFFIC CONSTABLE HAI…
TIPU KO DUA MILI K TERI ZINDGI MEIN PHOL KHILTY RAHEN ,
AJ WO SCHOOL MEIN MALI HAI…
BUBLO KO DUA MILI K SADA CHAMKTY RAHO ,
AJ BABLO K SAR PE 1 B BAL NAI HAI…
NAJMA KO DUA MILI K HAMESHA LOGON K DOKH DARD MEIN KAM AAO,
AJ WO NURSE HAI…
AP BOLO APKO KON C DUA DI JAE ?
BARA KEHTY HO K DUAAN MEIN YAAD RAKHNA…!! :/

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