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Wednesday, 8 November 2017

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Ram Rahim sues Apple for copying wireless charging concept,
says he was the first wireless Love Charger Today Breaking News, the Government has promised that no new cess will be introduced
if every citizen promises to hand over his entire income to the government on the 1st of every month. Son refuses to disclose Half Girlfriend to his father,
says he's protected by Right to Privacy Baba Ram Rahim par jokes likhane se pahale hi
Yuvaon ne Agrim jamaanat ki arji di...

Govts ban on loudspeakers after 10pm
may now cover noisy news channel debates and discussion too 3-time Bermuda Triangle survivor unable to patch up with girlfriend

A Girlfriend decides to break up after she couldn't find
how to change relationship status on Facebook, Whatsapp, Instagram

Bihar chief minister is same, only the service provider has changed.
This is called Chief Minister Portability!

Govt hints at sending Sunny Deol to Doklam border to intimidate the Chinese

Had to tab ho gaya jab ek ladka Teacher se
'May I go to the toilet?' bolkar Toilet Film dekhne chala gaya

'Blue Whale Challenge' se jyaada khatarnaak(Dangerous) Game India mein hai
usaka naam hai- "kheti(Farming) hai".
Ye khatarnaak Game khel vaala kisaan aakhir mein aatmahatya(Suicide) kar leta hai Girls like:
Ladka Samjhdar Hona Chahiye, Pagal Main Khud Kar Dungi!

Hindi Movies mein kaam karne ke liye Hindi padhna
aur bolana Anivarya hai, Bollywood mein haahaakaar....

"Toilet ek Prem katha" ko Dekhkar aaya Yuvak,
bivi milne ke ummeed mein bana raha hai Toilet.

Child participant rejected after his parents
fail to cry during a singing reality show.

Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun!

Young Man: Why do I find so many stones in my Pulaav?
Waitress: Sir, if I'm not wrong, you ordered 'Kashmiri Pulaav'!

Yesterday at Delhi Metro, 2 Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting in front of me.
But I was looking at the Indian girl only.
Boycott means

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Tuesday, 7 November 2017

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Julfo me fulo ko saja kar aayi hai,
chehre se dupatta utha kar aayi hai,
kisi ne pucha ki kitni khubsurat lag rahi hai,
Hamne kaha sawad aaj naha kar aayi hai!

Nakhre aap ke toba-toba,
gajab aapka style hai,
message to aap kabhi karte nahi,
bas halla macha rakha hai ki..
hamare pass bhi mobile hai!! Manzil unhi ko milti hai,
jinke hoslo me jaan hoti hai,
aur band bhatti me bhi daaru unhi ko milti hai..
jinki bhatti me pehchaan hoi hai.

Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek SMS to kar de Zalim,
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..

Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe pata tha wo apne naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.

Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai
Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai,
Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain,
Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai..

Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.

Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..

Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

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1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya….
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani ho gayi.

Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls behosh.

Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??

Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai.

Santa: Pados me kya chal raha hai?

Banta: Birthday hai

Santa: Kiska?

Banta: Tuyu ka

Santa ne puchha: Tuyu!! ???

Banta: Haan, sunai to kuchh aisa hi de raha hai… “Happy Birthday Tuyu!”

Arz Kiya hai ke

Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..

Koma se jage hua mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!

Bhikari- sahab 20 rs do na, coffee peeni hai..

Santa- lekin coffee to 10 rs ki aati hai?

Bhikari- Meri girlfrnd bhi sath mai hai na.

Santa- Arey, Bhikari hokar tune girlfriend bana rakhi hai..

Bhikari- Nahi, gf ne hi mujhe bhikari banaya hai..

Teacher: Paani mein rehne wale 5 jaanwar ke naam batao?

Kapil: Mendak.

Teacher: 4 aur batao…

Kapil: Mendak ki mummy, uske papa, uski Behan aur Uski Item

Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai ?

Ans: 5

1. Meri waali

2. Teri waali

3. Teri Bhabhi

4. Meri Bhabhi

Aur Na Pate To

5. Kameeni saali!

Teacher:
Give one English word for-
“Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena”?

Santa after thinking

“FLUSH”

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Har baar jab bhi naya saal aata hain, hum dua karte hain ki aapko iss saal bhi woh sab miley jo aapka dil chahta hain. Naya saal aapko Mubarak ho!

Naya hain saal, naya yeh savera, aur iski har kiran ke sath aapki zindagi aur roshan ho jayey- yahi dua karte hain . Naye saal ki bahut bahut subhkamnayen

Iss naye saal me, aapki har muraad poori ho aur bhagwan aapka daaman dher saari khushiyon se bhar de-in duayon ke saath, aapko naya saal Mubarak ho

Naye saal ko karo swagat, pichli giley shikwe bhulake hum chale ek nayi raah par-issi dua ke sath- Naye saal ki bahut bahut subhkamayen

Har ek ke dil me ho, doosre ke liye pyar, aur aane wala saal ho khushiyon ka tyohar-naya saal ho sabko Mubarak aur aisa saal aata rahe baar baar. Naye saal ki haardik subhkamnayen aap aur aapke parivaar ke liy

New Year Eve is here.
Time for us to cheer
With our near and dear
Wishing happiness and prosperity
Be with you throughout the year
Good Bye 2017, Welcome 2018

May your new year be full with success.
You are my best friend, always reliable and polite.
May your life get even better, having all the best.
May you always feel love, happiness and delight.

New Year and so much fun with it
Say bye to yesterday
Say bye to this last day
Look ahead in the time
And future is here to stay
Its a new year
Happy New year for today!

New Year is just around the corner
And the new beginnings are here
For you to do things so sweet
For you to know for sure
Its a new time to enjoy
As its end of another year
Happy New Year!

A New Year is a new beginning
and likewise I pray to the lord to
bless our relationship with new fun and
love filled moments this New Year

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Monday, 30 October 2017

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HUSBAND AUR WIFE HOTEL
ME GAYE TABHI 1 LADY NE HELLO KIYA,
WIFE NAY POCHA,KOUN THI WO?
HUSBAND:-TUM DIMAGH KHARAB MAT KARO,
MAIN PEHLE HI PARESHAN HUN K WOH BHI YEHI POCHAY GI.

CLASS MAIN JAB ATTENDANCE LAGTI HAI TO BHT ACHA FEEL HOTA HAI
AISA LAGTA HAI JASAY UNIVERSITY ANAY KA MAKSAD PURA HOGYA HO :-)

PATHAN WITH WIFE WENT 2 LONDON,
IN THE HOTEL ROOM, PATHAN HEARD HIS
WIFE SCREAM 'CHOOHA'
PATHAN NY ROOM SERVICE KO PHONE KIYA,
AUR TOOTI PHOOTI ENGLISH ME KAHA:
HELLO ROOM SERVICE?
ROOM SERVICE: YES SIR, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
PATHAN: YOU KNOW TOM & JERRY?
ROOM SERVICE: YES SIR, I KNOW.
PATHAN: WALLAH YARA, JERRY IS HERE,
IN OUR ROOM.. :-D

TEACHER: WHO WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN?
EVERYBODY LIFT THEIR HANDS EXCEPT ONE SMALL BOY
TEACHER ASKS HIM WHY U DNT WANT TO GO
HE SAYS: MOM SAID COME DIRECTLY HOME AFTER SCHOOL

DILCHASP DUAEN”
PAPU KO DUA MILI K SADA HANSTY MUSKRATY RAHO,
AJ WO PAGAL KHANY MEIN HAI…
AJMAL KO DUA MILI K DUNIA TERE ISHARY PR CHALY ,
AJ WO TRAFFIC CONSTABLE HAI…
TIPU KO DUA MILI K TERI ZINDGI MEIN PHOL KHILTY RAHEN ,
AJ WO SCHOOL MEIN MALI HAI…
BUBLO KO DUA MILI K SADA CHAMKTY RAHO ,
AJ BABLO K SAR PE 1 B BAL NAI HAI…
NAJMA KO DUA MILI K HAMESHA LOGON K DOKH DARD MEIN KAM AAO,
AJ WO NURSE HAI…
AP BOLO APKO KON C DUA DI JAE ?
BARA KEHTY HO K DUAAN MEIN YAAD RAKHNA…!! :/

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