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Tuesday, 24 October 2017

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Nike – Just do it
‘Just do it!’
If ‘Nike’ had been founded by a Woman, its tagline would have been:
Just do it.. if you want to.. I don’t want to force you.. It’s your life.. anyway you don’t listen to me.. Do What You Want To Do… Who am I to say anything.. But it has to happen and u have to do it!!
Main aasha karta hun
Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karna shuru kardo.!!!!
Happy Deepavali
Pehla aadha shabd bola hay
Ek Tapori ki wife:
Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
Rakhi bhaij di hai, mil jayegi
Hello Bhaiya, how r u?
How's life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me
inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat
Biwi pani se bohat darti hai
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Sunday, 22 October 2017

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Funny jokes - hitting
An angry husband hit the wife, she hit the son, he hit the daughter and the latter hit the cat. Then the cat pissed to everyone’s slippers.
Funny jokes from daily life - Driving licence
A girl talks to a guy:
- You know, I have passed driving exams. Now I'll be choosing a machine to buy. Maybe you could advise which machine would be the best?
- Washing one...
Funny jokes from daily life - Knock knock
Somebody knocks on door:
- Who is there?
- Police?
- What do you want?
- We want to talk.
- How many of you are there?
- Two.
- So talk with each other.
Dunny jokes from daily life - Guests
There are two types of guests: the ones, who want to stay longer, and the ones, who want to go home asap. Strangely enough, these two types are normally found in married couples.
Funny jokes from daily life - Worse than that
What's worse than eating an apple and finding a worm?
Eating an apple and finding half a worm.
Funny jokes from daily life - Discussion
Plants discuss:
Broccoli: "It seems to me that I am like a tree."
Walnut: "And I'm like little brains."
Mushroom: "Ha, but I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "I do not like this conversation..."
Funny jokes from daily life - In a bar
Men are having a good time in bar, just one sits sad.
- Peter, why are you so sad?
- My wife was diagnosed with AIDS... Men, just kidding. Why all of you get so scared?
Funny jokes from daily life - Singer
A singer during his tour arrives to a small province town and asks for a pretty high fee:
- Everybody knows me – says he to the chairman of local culture office, trying to persuade him.
Finally the concert takes place, but only three people came to it.
- You are a liar, you told me that everyone knows you, but only three man came to your concert, - rebels the chairman.
- Of course, - says the singer – only those three came, who didn’t know me.

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Saturday, 21 October 2017

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An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak." Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
:):):)
That's intelligence
:):):)

A Man In Night Club..
Bartender: Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before.
Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink.
Bartender: What kind of Job?
Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
Bartender: Whats that?
Man: Its a logical thinker.
Bartender: Logical Think, what?
Man: Let me explain it with an Example.
Do you have a dog?
Bartender: Yes!
Man: That means you love animals.
Bartender: True!
Man: That mean you love your kids too.
Bartender: Yes True!
Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married.
Bartender: Very True!
Man: You love your Kids. You are still married,
means you have a beautiful Wife.
Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these?
Man: Thats logical thinking now you are married
to a lady, so you are not Gay!
Bartender: Impressive!
Man: Time to leave. Bye!
(About 20 mins, later the Bartender’s Boss Comes)
Bartender: Boss, you know I met a Consultant today.
Boss: Consultant!! Whats that??
Bartender: A logical thinker.
Boss: Logical what??
Bartender: I’ll explain it with an Example.
Boss: Okay!
Bartender: Do you have a DOG?
Boss: No!
Bartender: That means you are Gay!
BOSS DIED.. :-) :-D

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